Why is this child so eager to get away from our prime minister?
Is the tyke offended that, during his pre-election spending spree, Stephen Harper offered only $3-billion in support of sandbox and bouncy castle infrastructure? Does he dislike the blended aroma of confidence and Brut 33? Is the prime ministerial smile malfunctioning? (To be fair, it’s a new unit that was only installed over the weekend. They haven’t worked out the kinks. Or the gnawing.)
This is where you come in – or rather, where you “sit down and type.” Make with the captions already. I’ll declare a winner. The winner shall receive the usual prize of Something From My House. Maybe it will be my plasma television! (It will be not my plasma television.)
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