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help name matthew mcconaughey’s love child

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Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend, Camila Alves, has given birth to the couple’s first child – a boy. No name yet, which gives us all time to consult the odds and put down a wager, preferably while shirtless and high:

6-5 Bro

8-5 Stoner McGnarly

4-1 Jesus Christ II

9-2 Cool Ranch*

8-1 Dude

8-1 Duuuuuuude

10-1 Optimus Prime

12-1 Buddha von Reefer

15-1 Mr. Huggles

20-1

300-1 Trevor

* part of proposed sponsorship deal from Dorito’s