ignatieff n. a pair of self-aware eyebrows

This week’s magazine includes my look at the prevailing personalities of 2009 and the Fourth Annual List of Words That Ought to Be Added to the Dictionary. An example:

berlusconi n. the inability to keep it in one’s pants: You’ve got chronic berlusconi, the doctor told John Mayer.

I invite you to e-mosey over to the column and add your own definition as part of a Non-Caption Caption Challenge. Winner = prize!