According to the Globe and Mail, Liberal Leader Stéphane Dion was challenged by one of his MPs yesterday to “show what he’s made of” and kick-start the electoral machine that remains unprepared for a federal election in Quebec.
One problem: most of us have already figured out on our own what Stephane Dion is “made of.” Here’s how it breaks down…
7% Snakes, snails, puppy dog tails.
2% Heart that beats with secret lust for Sandy Rinaldo.
23% Brain so powerful and high-pitched that only dogs can understand the decisions it makes.
29% Water (tap, not bottled).
6% Organ that used to be pancreas but has been reengineered to produce constant stream of excuses for not forcing an election.
3% Balls (currently the legally property of Mr. Stephen Harper, Sussex Drive, Ottawa).
11% Titanium endoskeleton that renders him completely impervious to flamethrowers, grenades and the cold, hard reality of his situation.