Pirates Are Cool Because They Kill People and Steal Their Money

I haven’t seen anyone mention it yet — sorry, I mean, arr, I’ve seen none of ye scurvy swabs be with the mentionin’ of’t — but today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Please use the English-to-Pirate translator accordingly.

Or, if you prefer, celebrate the holiday the way other worshippers do, and watch Captain Hook in Norwegian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD06N4gG8Ek