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the odds on harper’s next flip-flop: wager now!

First, the Afghanistan mission. Then Elizabeth May and the debates. Here are the up-to-the-minute odds on the issue that Stephen Harper will choose for his next flip-flop:

9-5 Abruptly reverses 35-year-old preference for Ginger over Mary-Anne.

4-1 Puppies in, children out, as “our future.”

6-1 Time with family no longer precious – in fact, mostly tedious.

12-1 Greatest country in the world? Spain.

20-1 Breaking with KISS Army regulations, decides to rock and roll all day, party every night.

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