Let’s play the fun and challenging game that’s sweeping the entire world, even the parts that have Monopoly and Uno: What the Hell Is That Thing on Amy Winehouse’s Forehead?
- World’s tiniest, most portable cooler holds one-fourteenth of a beer.
- Those incoming messages from her alien overlords aren’t going to receive themselves.
- “Blimey – has anyone seen where I put me baked potato?”
- Just an absolutely colossal zit.
- Lack of pockets in skimpy attire leaves her no choice but to paste drug stash to face.
- Hit with spitball in Grade 10 science class – hasn’t look in a mirror since.
- Prototype for trendy new micro-beret looking sharp!
- Huge wad of gum she’s saving for later.
- Decorative facial accent draws attention away from clammy skin, zombie eyes, fangs.
- I don’t know what it is but she’s coming this way – ruuuuuuuuun!
[Yes, yes, I know she’s probably just dyeing her hair, or bleaching her hair, or somehow having perverted rock-star foil-based sex with her hair, but the point is – ruuuuuuuuuuuuun!]
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