Line?

by Aaron Wherry

Three cabinet ministers appeared, under debatable circumstances, this morning before the finance subcommittee studying C-38. Afterwards, Fisheries Minister Keith Ashfield attempted to explain himself.

When asked when he first leaned that he would be appearing at the sub-committee, Mr. Ashfield replied: “I think it was the day before yesterday.” His aide interjected to say he was not sure. “I’m not sure,” the minister added.




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  1. “… Mr. Ashfield replied: “I think it was the day before yesterday.” His aide interjected to say he was not sure. “I’m not sure,” the minister added.”

    Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
    Obi-Wan: You don’t need to see his identification.
    Stormtrooper: We don’t need to see his identification.
    Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
    Stormtrooper: These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.

  2. Ah, the good old days gone by (like, a little over a year ago) when Conservatives were just puppets on a string. Today, they are ventriloquist dolls. Wouldn’t be so bad if the ventriloquist perfected the art of not moving his mouth, but they just don’t even try anymore. Sigh.

  3. About the funniest thing in politics I’ve ever heard.

  4. …I hate it when I’m in bed with three mentally ill girls, and the sane-ist one throws her knife in the garbage, and asks me to save it for her.

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