In the new genre of eavesdropper soundbites, it was the juiciest recording since Alec Baldwin called his daughter a pig. Actually it’s better. Christian Bale’s profane rant against a cinematographer on the set of Terminator Salvation has become a YouTube sensation, spawning myriad mash-ups and spoofs, including a dance track remixing Bale’s F-bomb tirade with hilarious results. The U.K.’s Telegraph has compiled a greatest hits collection, which includes the original rant. Viewer discretion is advised.