Spoiler alert: Contains subject matter that is entirely too revealing about the Canadian identity
Team Canada teammates celebrate with goalie Malcolm Subban, centre, after defeating Team USA during third period IIHF World Junior Championships hockey action in Ufa, Russia, on Sunday, Dec. 30, 2012. THE CANADIAN PRESS/Nathan Denette
Storified by Maclean’s Magazine· Sun, Dec 30 2012 05:09:37