Here are the some of my favourite entries to this week’s challenge, as posted on Twitter to the hashtag #DTPredictor.
Scenario No. 2
Donald Trump repeatedly criticized Barack Obama for golfing too frequently during his time as president. But Trump, who owns a number of golf courses, is an enthusiast of the sport. He wakes one morning in spring to discover the New York Times has a front-page story detailing the number of times he has ditched work to go golfing.
#DTPredictor Dishonest media thinks I'm only golfing when I go golfing. When I play golf I also use twitter! SAD!
— Matt H (@EyesOnToronto) January 23, 2017
— Cdn Politico (@CdnPolitico) January 23, 2017
#DTPredictor The failing New York Times spreading fake news. Never reported about Obama golfing! DISHONEST!Stay tuned for alternative facts!
— Jan Pitman (@JanPitman) January 23, 2017
LIES folkes! These are Alternative Facts! The media is out to get me! I am way more productive than Obama anyways. #DTPredictor
— Louise McNeill (@LouiseMcNeill1) January 23, 2017
#DTPredictor FAKE NEWS – I played once this year, shot a course record 59, but only played once. 3 holes in one. The best! The best!
— myles higgins (@myleshiggins) January 23, 2017
— Cheryl Smith (@CherMarieSmith) January 23, 2017
— Will Murray (@Will__Murray) January 23, 2017
— Peter Kirkpatrick (@pkirkpatrick) January 24, 2017
#DTPredictor Unpresidented attack on a GREAT president, magnificent sport. FAKE NEWS should be promoting my amazing properties…. I WON!!!
— Amy Rose (@amyelizrose) January 24, 2017
Another FAKE NEWS story by DISHONEST media! Golf is one of my many BIGLY job-creating businesses. I was working FORE America. #DTPredictor
— Suzannah Millette (@Suzannah_jM) January 24, 2017
#DTPredictor Handicapped NYT! Bad lie, but I'll get out of it with fantastic hands. Terrible Obama golfed more, gets a drop from the media!
— Craig D Henry (@CraigDHenry) January 24, 2017
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