Scott Feschuk

Scott Feschuk is a columnist for Maclean's and Sportsnet magazines. He writes speeches for business leaders and politicians of varied political stripes. A three-time winner of the Gold award for Humour at the National Magazine Awards, he is the author most recently of The Future and Why We Should Avoid It (Douglas & McIntyre).
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Scott Feschuk unpacks Donald Trump’s totally awesome just-trust-me tax plan

First point of the new tax plan: ‘I don’t know what I’m doing. I don’t know that I don’t know what I’m doing.’

Culture

With robots, humanity can meet its full potential: unlimited napping

Feschuk: Will robots really allow us to flourish, or will we just sink deeper as a species into the couch?

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The bad poetry of Donald Trump, Vol. 6

Who knew Donald Trump was a poet? Scott Feschuk, that’s who. We present our latest curated collection of presidential poetry.

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What ‘Teleprompter Trump’ really meant to say was…

Scott Feschuk reads between the lines of Trump’s Afghanistan address, and finds the robot from ‘Lost in Space’ is a more natural orator

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Donald Trump on what really caused the solar eclipse

North Korea? A James Bond villain? Scott Feschuk channels the U.S. President in theorizing about Monday’s mysterious sun-blocker.

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Predicting Donald Trump’s approval rating until 2020

Scott Feschuk looks into the future at the highs and lows of Trump’s popularity, from a Putin slumber party to actually shooting a man on Fifth Avenue

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A middle-aged, out-of-shape man’s guide to starting to run

Scott Feschuk takes up jogging, and lives to tell the tale—just barely

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Boy Scouts of America, Donald Trump has something insane to tell you

Scott Feschuk reads between the lines of Donald Trump’s bizarre speech to the National Scout Jamboree

Donald Trump, King of Westeros
Opinion

Tweets from His Grace, Donald of House Trump, First of His Name

Welcome to the Twitter account of His Grace, Donald of House Trump, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm.

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The bad poetry of Donald Trump, Vol. 5

Scott Feschuk unlocks the poetry in Donald Trump’s recent speeches

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Trump’s America, as interpreted by Sean Hannity

The Fox News host is Trump’s biggest media champion. Scott Feschuk imagines how far he might go to defend the White House.

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Donald Trump Jr.’s inner monologue on the morning of July 11

Scott Feschuk imagines the moment Trump Jr. decided to totally steal the New York Times’s thunder by releasing his own emails