Dept. of Outta Here

Blogging will be sporadic, with gusts to non-existent, over the next two weeks. In my absence, please just assume that Mike Duffy continues to publicly demonstrate with his every word and action his complete and utter independence as a member of the upper chamber.

If that’s not enough to hold you, please work from the following broad themes that inform Feschuk on the Famous:

  • Stephen Harper is power-mad and lacks charisma.
  • Michael Ignatieff isn’t really a two-dimensional caricature of a politician, but he currently plays one on TV.
  • Jack Layton? Mustachioed.
  • Senators are old.
  • Kirstie Alley is fat.
  • Scarlett Johansson is pretty.
  • Charlie Sheen likes women.

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