How is Sarah Jessica Parker different from the other three actresses attending the premiere of the Sex and the City movie?
a) Only one to bring her own salad.
b) Her forced smile is slightly less forced than the forced smiles of the others, but only because theirs are so comically forced.
c) She insists on being the only one permitted to do narrative voiceovers even in real life: “We arrived on the red carpet for the big premiere! Me looking great and stylish and other ladies also there.”
d) Unlike the other three actresses, she does not want to kill Sarah Jessica Parker.
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The correct answer, as always, is e) She is not physically attractive.
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