'This just in: no one in the United States dies at all'

An hour before Barack Obama’s primetime press conference, Jack Layton addresses the nation.

The nation, if this “Ed” fellow is any indication, has no time for Mr. Layton’s Tommy Douglas stories. The nation just wants answers.

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